I don't know what I should take notes of in this book.
I mean, everything is pretty much unimportant.
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- Ingrid: You know, we should make Damian a poop chart. Like, then we can keep track of when he poops and when he doesn't. I mean, it's a poop chart and we'll just mark it down when he does poop. Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday...
- Me: Oh my god, Ingrid, a poop chart.
- Ingrid: We can write, "DAMIAN'S POOP CHART" across the top of it. I like it.
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omg
in 2nd grade i wanted a dog really bad
this BLACK GIRL told me she was going to give me one of her dogs puppies if i gave her stuff
so i gave her a bunch of stuffed animals and a piano keyboard i had and like easy mac and stuffguess who never got a dog
FUCK YOU
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- Reblog from taylor-182
“ When I was twelve, I got a rock stuck up my nose and had to go to the camp nurse to have it removed.
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“ as I wearily hopped out of the patrol car, I wondered what other cool stuff officers stuff in their bullet proof vests.
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Okay im done.
i love you
What is the difference between a white owl and a black one? A white owl goes like, "Who, who," a black owl goes, "Who dat? Who dat?"
(via lolitas)
(707): that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
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- Reblog from txtsfrmlstnght
